February 2012
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
wearentinthecrowd:
imagine if there’s that one koala that gets picked on by the other koalas because he’s never had a photo with a band
Miss Burlesque post WOO
Oh my lordy you guys.
oh
my
lordy
I even loved the MC guy! Okay well first there were two Boylesque boys and oh my god I can never look at a house fan the same way after the first guy. He was just like using as a wind machine thing but then like he started molesting the fan. It was a bit odd.
The second guy though. He was actually mighty good looking and he did the...
Just letting y’all know that I am at the Miss Burlesque WA heat right now and oh my god I am in heaven
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putmedownpunk:
i’m just imagining Darren calling Joey when he got the news
Joey: Yeeeello? Darren: DUDE Joey: What? Darren: DUDE Joey: WHAT? Darren: I AM SINGING WITH KERMIT THE FUCKING FROG Joey: ::huge gasp:: no! Darren: YES! Joey: NO Darren: YES. Joey: NO! Darren: FUCKING YES. Joey: OH Joey: MY Joey: GOD … Joey: by the way i did your laundry
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hairytits:
getting emotionally attached to strangers you meet on omegle
If only i had checked myself
– guy who wrecked himself
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lipbalmiscool replied to your post: lipbalmiscool replied to your photo: Here we see a…
:D Super jealous. Sounds like fun
It is. It really, really is.
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evendeathcantcureidiocy replied to your post: I never thought I’d have so much trouble doing a…
You are so damn classy.
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lipbalmiscool replied to your photo: Here we see a list of things I have to know how to…
What are you doing at tafe?? Sign language stuffs?? Thats super cool and I am jealous
yes indeedily. Cert 2 in Auslan
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poo-goth replied to your post: I never thought I’d have so much trouble doing a…
messing with spacing, thats dangerous territory
I know. Something menacing always happens.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
I never thought I’d have so much trouble doing a one page double spaced assignment what le fuck